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DrPunchman Hedonist Manifesto Vol.1
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drpunchman: I'm going to try to go 24 hours without tweeting about gay penis farts. Feel free to mentally add commas to that.
drpunchman: I was once backstage with #MichaelRichards and #LouieAnderson. Nothing funny happened for 10 minutes, but by then my inner child was dead.
drpunchman: Everything on this block is a brothel. Even the dentist ends with a hand job. He just frowns at me while I pray he doesn't ash on my wang.
drpunchman: RT @bertrecords: How is this not an Onion article?--"A group of Hasidic jews has seized upon the beards of young hipsters to connect." http…
drpunchman: "Twitter is like 140 characters... Whatever. Shit. Fuck. Stuff." @GrumpyOldPussy
drpunchman: FYI: for a limited time, I'm just gonna follow everyone who follows me. Because fuck it.
drpunchman: RT @ibanezsam: hey, people who feel the need to give random back rubs: can you not?
drpunchman: Ever see someone doing a "taffy pull"? That's what I think of every time I poop. Because taffy is delicious.
drpunchman: My first twitter dick-pic. Be kind. http://t.co/7W8auFueou
drpunchman: RT @IamSparticle: "'You don't need cable we'll just sit here & describe the concentration camp that we call heaven'- Jehovah Witnesses" - @…
drpunchman: RT @IamSparticle: "Thank god white people don't name their kids Jesus. It would be abhorrent." - @laminimal
drpunchman: I need help deciding on a great "filming myself pee in slow-motion" face.
drpunchman: Hey Spotify stop telling me what to do.
drpunchman: "We need to get you laid on this vacation." I said to Boy Scout troop 604 before they shook with fear.
drpunchman: Them: I saw a walrus the other night. Me: If you didn't fuck 'em it doesn't count. Them: ... Me: You know the rules!
drpunchman: Hello drunk me. Tipsy me bows to your majestic pageantry. Sober me is glad it didn't launder the bed today as planned. +1 Procrastination.
drpunchman: RT @ibanezsam: been listening to ELO for like 45 minutes now, single btw
drpunchman: RT @Draplin: DDC5861: Each time the turd hassles me, I look him square in the eye and say, "I'm doing this for graphic design." #deadears #…
drpunchman: RT @IamSparticle: Just touched the community sponge in the office kitchen #ForeverUnclean
drpunchman: I have to attend a Sexual Harassment seminar after my actions with the CPR dummy. It knew what it was wearing. http://t.co/KAkAKbxte9
Matt was raised in a retirement village in the Ozarks. He used art, computers, and video as ways of expression. Eventually they formed the pathway to his career.Currently, Matt lives in the western-most portion of Los Angeles County.
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The tag “Dr.Punchman” is a nickname he gained while working at Prolific Publishing. When co-workers would bring their children into work, the children would ask, “Where’s the punch-a-man?” Then they would hunt Matt down and pummel him while he worked.Hedonist Manifesto Vol.1 DrPunchman
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This is the cool book thing that I am using... and hopfully will modify it. It's really good, but... I want "Holy Shit".TWITTER PHP
This is only good for a few weeks... then Twitter stops using RSS, because they are jerks.There were several websites that I molested to build this boehmoth. I'm going to give them a little credit here, and only here (probably, I dunno, whatever).
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